Fortune Cookie Thread.

"Opening a fortune cookie will bring you bad luck today"

What kind of lame fortune is that??
 
I have always added 'in bed' to the end of all fortune cookie fortunes. Makes them more fun.
 
"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
 
conbrio said:
I have always added 'in bed' to the end of all fortune cookie fortunes. Makes them more fun.
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Similar here, except we've always ended with "between the sheets..."

Example:

FF's "Listen to the wisdom of the old" becomes "Listen to the wisdom of the old, between the sheets..."
 
"Learn Chinese to read this fortune" - - - - "Its the roving bee that gathers honey"
 
Your leadership skills will be tested and proven.
 
"Life is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel". How true!
 
You joy will aid you.
 
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