Funniest joke I've read in awhile: "Classroom Assignment"

Puppet sits in the doctor’s office waiting to be released. She nervously bites at her nails "It is taking to long," she thinks. Just then a doctor comes into the ER and walks up to Puppet. He is in his 40s and strangely cute for an old man.

"Well, you seem to be fine physically..." says the doctor

"But," replies puppet

"But, we found a strange chemical in your bloodstream,"

"What do you mean, Chemical?" asked puppet

"I don't know, it is strange. It seems to be reacting with your blood, but I can't tell what it is doing. I need to get another blood sample and run a few more tests if you don't mind," said the Doctor.

"Okay, but can I ask you something?" said Puppet

"Sure!" replied the doctor.

"What is your name and can I get something to drink?" Asked Puppet

The doctor smirked and said, "The name is Dr. South, and I will have the nurse bring you some coffee,"

"WATER!!!," shouted Puppet. "I want water,"

Edit: Crap I didn't catch the "scaley" part.
 
UncaBret said:
Oh yeah? Come over here and say that. I'll hit you with my cane!
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I better not. It is getting close to your nap time and I'm afraid your hip might go out on you.

P.S. I say old because most people in their 30's and above call me Kid, kiddo, sport ect. It is kinda a habit I developed.
 
Dr. South meets Nursi... er... Nurse in a back room, winks and asks her to prepare a "coffee" and winks again. Nursie... er.... the Nurse looks sideways at Dr. South, mmm-hmmmmm, I know just what ya mean, eyeing him from head to toe, juuuust what you mean. The Nurse heads to a closed door with cross-bones on it.

Meanwhile, Pupet sits in the ER finding herself thinking about Todd again. *sigh* If only I could stop thinking about him. About his strong muscular physique, the way his blue eyes sparkeled in the sunset when they were last together, the comfort and security she felt when he held her close to him.
UGH! she mumbled!! WHERE IS HE?!?! How could he be so assuring like that and then disappear like this at times like these!!

Outside, there is a slapping sound, it's Butch, looking for his Pupet... it's all his watery yet chemical mind can think about at this time. He needs her to take care of him, he needs her to feed him, he needs her to turn on the lights, he needs her...
 
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but the slapping sound was only a dream tha puppet was experiencing in the night... she suddenly bolted upright to find that she was hungry... soo hungry..
she stands up, and her head slams into the cealing... "i didnt realize how small this room was..."

...meanwhile butch is goarging himself on some dolfins in the gulf of mexico, when he spots a large oil tanker, just filled with workers... the now 20 foot long fish cant resist...
 
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