GAME - Tainted wishes... Or you wish is granted, But...

Granted, you're at home, but only because your spouse called urgently to tell you that your fishtank exploded

I wish I had a bigger text limit
 
Granted, You can text as much as you want. Unfortunately, you no longer have cell service, so your texts don't go anywhere.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have my wish come true tonight.
 
Granted, your wish came true. But you were drunk when you made the wish so now you're a zebra pleco flopping around on the living room floor

I wish it was never hot
 
granted but now its too cold to do anything

i wish i could be here for my kids' birthdays next year
 
I don't think anyone wants to touch that, because we all wish that everyone could be there for all of their childrens special days. We are gratefull to you and all those that are strong enough to give up these important moments with family in order to keep us all safe.

I wish we could maintain a safe and functional society without a military, but that won't happen.

Back to the game, I wish I could afford whatever I want, whenever I want.
 
Granted- but only because a nuclear holocaust will drive us all to live in underground bunkers so there is no need for a military because we're stuck underground for the next 2000 years and can't attack each other anyway... and when we get out there will be giant mutant scorpians everywhere.

I wish a rich Nigerian would send me an e-mail asking me to help him get his money out of Nigeria and in exchange give me a large percent of his multi-million $ bank account.
 
Granted... a solar flare from the sun knocks out all electronic grids in the country. (and destroy's Hormel's meat processing plant too).

I wish Monty Python were still all alive, still funny, and would make a sequel to the Holy Grail.
 
Granted. He is still alive, still funny, and would make a sequel to the Holy Grail, except that he just died.

I wish I could have good vision without glasses or contacts.
 
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