good news/bad news

Kasakato · Apr 17, 2005

BW: It was only $2

GN: Your friend is comming over.

Watcher74 · Apr 17, 2005

BN: His wife is laying in your bed.

GN: You find out you have a very rare mental ability...

sublime1184 · Apr 17, 2005

BN: It is the ablility to turn Coke into Diet Coke

GN: You just moved into a new house

Matak · Apr 17, 2005

...that is the roost for 1,000 pigeons (but at least you are trained to clean up after them

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GN: AC has awarded you "Poster of the month"!

sublime1184 · Apr 17, 2005

BN: Award subtitled "Most Useless Post of the Month"

GN: You've ran into a long time friend after many years apart

cohazard · Apr 17, 2005

BN: You wanted to stay apart.

GN: The MRI checked out okay.........

nursie · Apr 17, 2005

BN: You still have the back pain that won't go away!

GN: Your daughter is graduating from college..

Slappy*McFish · Apr 17, 2005

BN:...at the bottom of her class.
GN: you just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Dale W. · Apr 17, 2005

BN: You totaled your car in between the policy change.

125gJoe · Apr 17, 2005

Dale W. said:
BN: You totaled your car in between the policy change.

GN: Geico will still keep airing their commercials..

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