good news/bad news

[Dangerdoll]

I think I fixed it

 

[OrionGirl]

GN: You've completed writing your thesis.

BN: You put it on your laptop, that just crashed, with no backups or paper copies!

gn: you're on your way to elope to Vegas during your spontaneious romance

BN: Your mother-in-law to be finds out an meets you there.

GN: You finally make it to the top of the list!

 

[Dangerdoll]

top of the bad list (for lack of a better word )

gn: you finally buy the farm you always dreamed of

 

[OrionGirl]

BN: 3 words: Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy!

GN: Your child wants a pet.

 

[happychem]

BN: Too much Lion King, she wants a "baby Simba"

GN: That annoying coworker just got fired

 

[OrionGirl]

BN: The replacement is worse!

GN: You've saved enough money to go on your dream vacation.

 

[mishi8]

BN: The airlines & hotels have doubled their rates

GN: You built your dream home

 

[OrionGirl]

BN: In the middle of the wilderness, at the beginning of the worst fire season on record.

GN: You won a weekend at a bed and breakfast.

 

[Matak]

BN: ...At OnionGirls house, in the boondocks
GN: Lila Boffins will be serving breakfast

 

[Slappy*McFish]

BN...breakfast 'Fear Factor' style...complete with horse rectums and ox testicles.
GN: You just hooked up with a swimsuit model.