Groooooooooooan!!!

[125gJoe]

Q. What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A. No one cries when you cut up an accordion.

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Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

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There's a possibility of more to post later.....

 

[125gJoe]

..oops\

 

[nursie]

More...you said more... :dance :dance
I forwarded to everyone at work...kept them entertained for a couple of days

 

[125gJoe]

More...you said more... :dance :dance
I forwarded to everyone at work...kept them entertained for a couple of days

I can elaborate on the antenna situation... What more are you needing??
Your avatar looks better now... I just can't place it. Is it "Houlihan"? By the way, the antennaes are of opposing wavelengths. .....

 

[FL Knifemaker]

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

What do you call male ballerinas?

 

[nursie]

Yes, It's margaret...at least when she comes back she is! In the background is the still from the Swamp.

 

[Tuolumne]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Haha! I don't know, but I'm sure glad they don't!

 

[125gJoe]

What's a seagull by the bay called??

 

[Tuolumne]

I got it I got it!

A baygull (bagel)!

 

[Matak]

Convoluted: (Adj) A string of trucks led by the Pied Piper