How about a "have you ever" game??

[12 Volt Man]

no.

keeping with the theme of the last few posts,

have you ever set fire to a fart?

 

[FISHSHROD]

YES

Have you ever had to change your shorts because of a nasty shrart ?

 

[Darkness9876]

no, have you?

Have you ever farted and then puked because of the stench and the thought that smells are just tiny particles of what causes the smell going into your nose?

 

[12 Volt Man]

LOL no, not in a while

Have you ever farted so loud that you woke you or your partner up?

 

[Virtuoso2K12]

nope, Have you ever farted on someone face?

 

[12 Volt Man]

on purpose? no.

Have you ever farted and pulled the covers up over your partner? aka 'dutch oven'?

 

[FISHSHROD]

NO NO NO

Have you ever took a dump while running as fast as you can ?

 

[stephstar]

no, and I am changing the subject,
Have you ever cut yourself but not noticed?

 

[FISHSHROD]

yes , (but I thought you were changing the subject ) CUT ?

Have you ever CUT one yourself and had to change your shorts ?

 

[Darkness9876]

no you freak.

have you ever cut of a member?