How about a "have you ever" game??

Does horse on the end of my fork count as owning it?

Have you ever read the entire "longest thread on AC"?
 
no, sum tho

Have you ever ran from the police?
 
yes (and got away ) :)

have you ever got caught by the police
 
no......
have you ever eatin your pet fish?
 
UGHH NO! i accidentally got fish flakes on my food, though

have you ever had your cellphone go off in an important meeting at work?
 
No but I wish.
Have you ever fallen asleep during class?
 
psh of course lol
have you ever owned or known somebody that owned a fish bigger than 24"?
 
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