I have a suggestion...
Why don't y 'all open up your own LFS and sell fish only to each other. You can put a huge gate around your store and require everyone that walks in the door to take a test that qualifies them to LOOK at the fish. Purchasing fish requires a home visit and family interview...
I seriously wish many of you could own a LFS and see exactly how much work it is, how little you make, and how much flux your business can go through year in and year out. Remember: you are running a business that does not sell anything that is necessary.
Finally, how many of you that are living and working in the real world would give up your job to make less than $7.00/hr. working in a LFS? Unfortunately, you pay what you can afford and you get what you pay for. There aren't that many "trained" associates knocking down your door for less than $15,000.00/yr. Furthermore, it isn't exacly easy running a business when the people that do know what they are talking about are throwing your paying customers out the door. Those people never come back, even after they do the research. The only thing they remember about your establishment is they're the a**holes that asked them to leave.
I know this is a rant, but seriously guys... If you walked a mile in these people's shoes you'd realize that nothing is as simple as sitting behind the counter and collecting money. Keeping 3,000 gallons of water in a commercial environ is a lot different than the 29 gallon at home. Keeping up with several THOUSAND items, both living and not is incredibly difficult. Managing part time employees isn't easy either. Most LFS owners/operators have been in the hobby longer than many of you have been alive. Most LFS operators got into this business because they have a love of the hobby. Most LFS operators love helping out attentive customers that listen to their advice. Have you ever stopped to wonder why most LFS operators don't visit this forum?