I DONT WANT MY ZOOS!!

[Subliminal]

I lost both hands from sticking them in my fish tank.

You should try rearranging live rock with no hands. It's difficult.

 

[Squawkbert]

... and will we be "bobbing for lionfish" at your Halloween party?

 

[BeelzeBob]

hey, stick your finger in that trigger tank while youre at it

 

[Subliminal]

Triggers don't scare me, son! Lion fish neither.

Heck, I saw a man tame a shark with a touch of his fingers...and he wasn't even wearing gloves!

 

[Squawkbert]

Pound for pound, I'd be much more afraid of a parrot fish than a trigger.

 

[Subliminal]

I am afraid of no fish, my friend.

Well, maybe manbearfish...but that's it. 1/2 man...1/2 bear...1/2 fish. 100% scary!

 

[soccerkidbs]

haha i was feeding a trigger and kinda left my hand in the tank and he got my finger. it wasnt that bad but it is hard to type with my little war wound.

 

[BeelzeBob]

yea.

the one thing that you can keep, that youd never want to run across is an Odontodactylus scyllarus. aka peacock mantis shrimp.
http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/arthro...ostraca/royslist/species.php?name=o_scyllarus

BUNG!