I MUST DO IT THE BACON COMPELS ME!!!!!!!

chefjamesscott

chefjamesscott

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It is time!!!

Time to obey The Voice of Bacon :grinyes:!!!!!!!!

For some time I have been not listening to what The Voice of Bacon has been telling me, yet, the time has come :headbang2:.

I watched the great Chuck Norris get stopped in his tracks by a slab of bacon and I just knew the time had come. :omg:

Truly, I know what my ultimate destiny is now :jaw:. I have been prepared for this task over the past 30 years of my life. It is as if suddenly clarity has come and the lights have gone on :idea:.

I was innocently perusing the forums and I happened upon this thread
http://www.aquariacentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217257
and it came to me when I posted post #48.So

What the world needs now is not LOVE, it is BACON!!!!!!!:grinyes:
Not only would all have been quiet on the western front if they simply had bacon there would not have been a western front for the brotherhood of man would have been solidified by a cup of eggnog and a bacon sandwich.

So I shall obey this voice that compells me with a gentle woooing. Yes I shall go forth and share the wonders of bacon and how you can prepare it.









But, yet one last thing before embarking on the fulfillment of this quest.

























































DEATH THE THE INFIDEL BACON HATERS :devil:, death or conversion this world will be the domain of bacon!!!!!!!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::woot::woot::woot::cool:
 
chefjamesscott said:
Well you never need a crisis for bacon to be a pre requisite!
For even CHUCK NORRIS gets stopped in his tracks at the mere thought of bacon.

Truly, I shall create for you a treat. Winnipeg cracked rye bread, a caramalized fiji apple slice, carbonera creme mustard, mapple chili smoked canadian bacon, sweet crisp field greens, garlic infused soft sundried tomatoes made into a relish with shallots and red onions topped with white cheddar and slipped into a salamander for a good broil. For a side pan saute' bacon and artichoke crisps.
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Now I am VERY hungry. You, who are so wise in the way of the porcine critter, will you teach me? Will you enlighten me with the preparation, distrabution, and consumption of bacon? I wish to follow on your quest. I wish to sample all that is smoked, cured, salty and savory. Will you teach? Will you bring bacon to a lost and sinful world?
 
oh, fine master purveyor of bacon. how shall thou enlighten us the lowly commoners and at what great cost to humanity? :D
 
Mmmmmmmmm....B A C O N R U L E S!!!!!
 
xsdbs said:
It all sounded good till the "egg nog" part. Sounds like it could be a little heavy on the tummy
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But you see that is where you would use a bacon sipper just like these

http://www.kraftcanada.com/en/Products/M-O/OREOSippers.aspx

So as to bring about a fusion of the eggnog and bacon sandwich, as well the western front took place on a very cold, christmas time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front

take note

"The book describes the German soldiers' extreme physical and mental duress during the war"-after all is not bacon the ultimate comfort food?



http://hubpages.com/hub/Christmas-in-a-War-Zone

Think the wonders of bacon would have brought an end the war to end all wars!!!!! :headbang2:
 
To start this adventure I will post a web site for the bacon nation to unite under

http://www.republicofbacon.com/

In my next post I will bring forth Bacon's first desire of me!
 
all hail the bacon strip tease! ;)
 
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