I need input from the fairer sex...

Hmm, potato peeler, potatoes... I know, add in a butter churn, whipping cream, salt, and a potted chive plant!
 
This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've read in a long time.

What would be even funnier is if he really DID give her Tater Mitts and some potatoes for Christmas (Yukon Gold has my vote, btw). Ha!
 
You could get her this inspirational video to go with the gloves...

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i think this is a joke
to have the best christmas ever why dont you make her a small pamper pack! go to shops and buy some nice bubblebath and creams, face packs candles and box of chocolates and magazines but them all in a nice box with a bow!!
the gift is giving her some HER time!!
put a note in the box saying I OWE YOU A BACK MASSAGE then she can trade the note for her massage!
bet she will love it ! you dont have to spend a lot of money its the thing about thinking about her!!

I actually like the massage idea... I may give a few of those 'I OWE YOU A BACK MASSAGE' coupons to some of the girls at work. Gifts for co-workers can really add up, especially in a large office.
 
You could get her this inspirational video to go with the gloves...

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Why dont you give your wife a gift just for herself, not something for the kitchen or the house?

Would you like it if she gave you a box of nails for christmas?
 
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