If you were a potato...

[ashdavid]

Wasn't he the guy who leaked the Watergate info to Woodward?

Ashdavid, the question was about an ordinary potato, but the rules can be
bent.

In that case I change my vote to running from tigers.

 

[Matak]

I wouldn't run away from tigers. why would I? how could I?

I thought potatoes had eyes in the back of their head and grew on runners.

 

[nursie]

I thought potatoes had eyes in the back of their head and grew on runners.

GROAN!! :thud:

 

[Dangerdoll]

I thought potatoes had eyes in the back of their head and grew on runners.

ugh, Matak, you're generalizing all potatoes should be treated individually

 

[Leopardess]

I somehow missed this delightfully spudful thread!

In reference to Matak's comment regarding deep pockets and Watergate, it was Deep Throat, aptly named after a popular porn movie from the 70's which played in mainstream theaters...

At any rate, if I were a potato, I'd revel in my potatocity and do this:

I mean, sure, someone will say I'm a lazy couch potato - but what can a potato do?

 

[flyfly]

Deep throat played in the theaters?!

 

[Matak]

At any rate, if I were a potato, I'd revel in my potatocity and do this:

potatocity. Hmmm. Could you phoneticize that one pleeeze?

ugh, Matak, you're generalizing all potatoes should be treated individually

Your'e right. All potatoes count. "One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, four...

ugh, Matak, you're generalizing all potatoes should be treated individually

Your right. With bleach to prevent spores from breaking out

 

[Leopardess]

Yes, in many it did (according to my old US history book and the Watergate lecturer we had).

I don't know how to use the IPA (international phonetic alphabet) symbols on my computer (or more likely am too lazy to look) so we'll go with this: puh-tay-toss-ity

 

[Matak]

potatocity: (puh-tay-toss-ity) n. The tendancy to loaf, quaterback, critisize and comment from ones phat couch. See also: General Chit Chat poster.

 

[rosita]

Wasn't he the guy who leaked the Watergate info to Woodward?

Ashdavid, the question was about an ordinary potato, but the rules can be bent.

Potatoes can be bent, too--I opt for being a purple potato(e--this one's for you, Quayle) that is totally bent. And doesn't run from sharks. And reads Shakespud while. . .well, any way, bent purple tater. Mmmm hmmm. That's my pick. Some of them thar french fried bent purple taters. Mmmm hmmmm. Mighty fine. :shark: