If you were a potato...

If you were a potato you would:

  • store energy as starch, not fat

    Votes: 11 12.6%
  • not run away from tigers

    Votes: 18 20.7%
  • be propagated from pieces of yourself

    Votes: 15 17.2%
  • fear little kids carrying plastic noses and ears

    Votes: 43 49.4%

  • Total voters
    87
mogurnda said:
Wasn't he the guy who leaked the Watergate info to Woodward?

Ashdavid, the question was about an ordinary potato, but the rules can be
bent.

In that case I change my vote to running from tigers.
 
pophead said:
I wouldn't run away from tigers. why would I? how could I? :D
I thought potatoes had eyes in the back of their head and grew on runners.
 
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Matak said:
I thought potatoes had eyes in the back of their head and grew on runners.
ugh, Matak, you're generalizing ;) all potatoes should be treated individually :D
 
I somehow missed this delightfully spudful thread!

In reference to Matak's comment regarding deep pockets and Watergate, it was Deep Throat, aptly named after a popular porn movie from the 70's which played in mainstream theaters...

At any rate, if I were a potato, I'd revel in my potatocity and do this:

couchPotato.jpg


I mean, sure, someone will say I'm a lazy couch potato - but what can a potato do?
 
Leopardess said:
At any rate, if I were a potato, I'd revel in my potatocity and do this:
potatocity. Hmmm. Could you phoneticize that one pleeeze?
Dangerdoll said:
ugh, Matak, you're generalizing all potatoes should be treated individually
Your'e right. All potatoes count. "One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, four...
Dangerdoll said:
ugh, Matak, you're generalizing all potatoes should be treated individually
Your right. With bleach to prevent spores from breaking out :D
 
Yes, in many it did (according to my old US history book and the Watergate lecturer we had).

I don't know how to use the IPA (international phonetic alphabet) symbols on my computer (or more likely am too lazy to look) so we'll go with this: puh-tay-toss-ity

:D
 
potatocity: (puh-tay-toss-ity) n. The tendancy to loaf, quaterback, critisize and comment from ones phat couch. See also: General Chit Chat poster.
 
mogurnda said:
Wasn't he the guy who leaked the Watergate info to Woodward?

Ashdavid, the question was about an ordinary potato, but the rules can be bent.


Potatoes can be bent, too--I opt for being a purple potato(e--this one's for you, Quayle) that is totally bent. And doesn't run from sharks. And reads Shakespud while. . .well, any way, bent purple tater. Mmmm hmmm. That's my pick. Some of them thar french fried bent purple taters. Mmmm hmmmm. Mighty fine. :shark:
 
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