Joke thread
- Thread starter Cheech
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink,... bartender says " sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here".
Mushroom says, "I'm not a mushroom, I'm a fungii!"
Mushroom says, "I'm not a mushroom, I'm a fungii!"
How can you put two elephants in a Volkswagon?
One in the front seat, one in the back seat.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Look for footprints in the butter.
How can you put four elephants in a Volkswagon?
Two in the front seat, two in the back seat.
How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
Look for a Volkswagon in the driveway.
But how do you fit an elephant in your refrigerator?
You open the door, put the elephant in and close the door
How do you fit a giraffe in your refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
There was a meeting of all the animals in the jungle, which one was missing?
The girraffe, he's still in the refrigerator...
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Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
So he wouldn't be recognized.
What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
Nothing. He didn't recognize the elephant because he was wearing dark sunglasses.
What is the difference between a plum and an elephant?
A plum is purple.
What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming up over the hill?
Look, the plums are coming! (Jane was colorblind.)
Lol! I love corny elephant jokes!!!
One in the front seat, one in the back seat.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
Look for footprints in the butter.
How can you put four elephants in a Volkswagon?
Two in the front seat, two in the back seat.
How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
Look for a Volkswagon in the driveway.
But how do you fit an elephant in your refrigerator?
You open the door, put the elephant in and close the door
How do you fit a giraffe in your refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
There was a meeting of all the animals in the jungle, which one was missing?
The girraffe, he's still in the refrigerator...
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Why did the elephant wear dark sunglasses?
So he wouldn't be recognized.
What did Tarzan say when the elephant came up over the hill?
Nothing. He didn't recognize the elephant because he was wearing dark sunglasses.
What is the difference between a plum and an elephant?
A plum is purple.
What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming up over the hill?
Look, the plums are coming! (Jane was colorblind.)
Lol! I love corny elephant jokes!!!
if a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks what is a green house made of?
