Joke thread

Easydoesit · May 14, 2008

lol, doh!

emptywallet · May 14, 2008

thats my favorite joke lol

VT_Chris · May 14, 2008

What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?

A toilet only has to deal with one a s s at a time

judgemax · May 14, 2008

what do you called a deer with no eyes?

no idear

what do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs?..

still no idear

j_chicago · May 14, 2008

good one jm

The Zigman · May 15, 2008

Knock Knock...

who's there...

madaam...

Madaam Who?

Madaam foot's stuck in the door! Let Me IN!!

SchizotypalVamp · May 15, 2008

Easydoesit · May 15, 2008

these are good

SchizotypalVamp · May 15, 2008

One of my favorite comics

eroomlorac · May 15, 2008

nickmcmechan said:
a horse walks into a bar....bartender says whats with the long face

This is my favorite joke ever. I tell it to my kids all the time and they stare at me like I'm an idiot.