LFS Hilarity

[Coler]

no stupid.... the rock keeps the aquarium from floating away.

Nooooooo...its in case you forgot where you put the rock

 

[Dwarf Puffers]

I'll work on it. It's gonna be a long weekend and I need something "fun" to do. Maybe I'll go hunting for more LFS's where they don't speak English so I have to act what I want.

4 (four fingers) female (squeezes man-boobs) guppies (points to fish in tank)
2 (two fingers) male (grabs crotch) guppies (points to fish in tank)

Yeah...I love communicating with a language barrier.

Didn't take me long at all:

Up next: Blinky on a purple string.

Ok, I'm done with this post. My wife just informed me what the "rock with string" is for. She said it was a female fish feminine hygiene product. I don't want to know what the "brick with a stick" is for. Have a good day all, I'm going to go hide under the bed for a while. :sick:

Rocks with String Recalled
AP wire story
Rocks with String, the latest craze to hit the aquarium market, have been recalled according to an internal memo from the Petland offices.

The popular new fish accessory, consisting of high grade rock with a purple string tied around it, will be pulled from shelves due to reports of the string detatching unexpectedly.

"I had just arrived at the lake and set Fredrick on his string so that he could have some exercise while I set up the tent," said a woman, speaking on terms of anonymity. "When I went to check on him five minutes later, he was gone. The string had broken." The woman told reporters that she had decided to take her fancy oranda on vacation with her after acquiring the new Rock with String at a local Petland. Petland officials declined to comment.

the rock with the string attached...you tie the rock to the aquarium...it stops the rock from floating away.

duh.

no stupid.... the rock keeps the aquarium from floating away.

Nooooooo...its in case you forgot where you put the rock

OMG OMG OMG LMAO HAHAHAHAHA :SPAM: :spam: :spam: :SPAM: OMG OMG THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY :lol: :lol: :lol: <-- I FEEL LIKE HIM LMFAO!!

 

[Coler]

...or in case you want to take the rock for a walk

 

[Roan Art]

Hey, where's the buy button on your website? My fish are so bored, I'm afraid they're going to commit suicide by jumping out of the tank! I need two rocks with purple string and one stick in a brick (red stick please) ASAP!

OH, geez, what're you doing here, XMan?

Can't believe this thread is STILL going on and someone actually made a domain from it.

ROFL!

Roan

 

[TheXman]

OH, geez, what're you doing here, XMan?

Can't believe this thread is STILL going on and someone actually made a domain from it.

ROFL!

Roan

I came to hopefully get some rocks with purple string and bricks with sticks. My fish have been complaining non-stop about how all the other fish have them, so now they need them too!

 

[Roan Art]

I came to hopefully get some rocks with purple string and bricks with sticks. My fish have been complaining non-stop about how all the other fish have them, so now they need them too!

ROFL!

Well, you can't have bows with out rocks with purple string, that's for sure. It especially looks nice on boesemani and pagwi

Roan

 

[mduros]

Roan, you forgot the point...! :headshake2:

There now you're set miss bowhead extraordinaire! :grinyes:
Take care,
Mary.

 

[Roan Art]

Thank you SO much, Mary, dear! Doesn't that string look dah-ling on that Goo obo male?

Gotta love it

Roan

 

[Dangerdoll]

you do see what you've suggested, Mary, don't you? Bows with Bows! Ah the marketing can be magnificent!

 

[Roan Art]

you do see what you've suggested, Mary, don't you? Bows with Bows! Ah the marketing can be magnificent!

ROFL! What a great concept -- bows with bows. Nice one, DD!

Roan