LFS Hilarity

Debra Mark said:
I TRIED!!!! I had my blonde wig, trenchcoat, Mata Hari sunglasses, and camera.....and they either didn't have any...or some rat tipped them off that I was coming......

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Be careful ... this could happen to you, if you go meddling in such affairs ...

(best Charlton Heston impersonation, which isn't that good)

It's people. Rocks with strings is made out of people. They're making our aquarium ornaments out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like ghost shrimp for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!​
 
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pl*co said:
Helllllp! Just got my rock with string today! Now how's this thing supposed to work?
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Actually, I think the rock is for muscle building. Just tie the string around the fish and he swim around like he is lifting weights. Just remember to start out with a small rock, then adjust the size of the rock as the fish builds up his strength. After a couple of months, your fish could be in muscle magazine.

HTH
Dorothy
 
NotGumbel said:
Be careful ... this could happen to you, if you go meddling in such affairs ...

(best Charlton Heston impersonation, which isn't that good)

It's people. Rocks with strings is made out of people. They're making our aquarium ornaments out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like ghost shrimp for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!​
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
mrsdorothy said:
Actually, I think the rock is for muscle building. Just tie the string around the fish and he swim around like he is lifting weights. Just remember to start out with a small rock, then adjust the size of the rock as the fish builds up his strength. After a couple of months, your fish could be in muscle magazine.

HTH
Dorothy
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Maybe it could be an article in the Aquaria Weekly that just came out.

"How Rock w/String Changed my Life" by Conrad Cichlid

Scene (Before): Conrad the Convict is resting on the sand with his girlfriend when a big Oscar comes and kicks sand in his face.

Scene (After): Conrad flexing his fins in the traditional "muscle man" pose while "Oscar" trembles in the background.
 
I'm just waiting to see the real stuff in the Land of Pet's displays. :girl:
 
I am speculating a little but maybe the string is used to tie down plants like Java Fern. I don't know why people would want to use bright purple for their color choice but maybe it has some other evil demonic purpose :devil:
 
TheMightyQueenPixie said:
I still think it is for taking your fish on vacation
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what happens when the tide goes out? :)
 
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