Heehee..Deb..all of Canada is yours...
Wench, eh? I suppose we can allow another line of , er.."supplies" in your shops.
Wench, eh? I suppose we can allow another line of , er.."supplies" in your shops.
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patoloco
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Yesterday, I got a new shipment of rocks with a string, but they all came in green. I emailed the seller cheater@cantbelievesomeoneisgoingtoclickthislink.com and told me the purple string is out of market bacause it's dangerous to fish.
New researches have concluded that pruple is a trigger for violent behaviour among many tropical fish, including most anabantids, cichlids and some varieties of dry-water specimens.
In a public aquarium in the Sahara Desert, scientists registered a 300% increase in fin nipping and othe violent acts commited by goldfish that were exposed to a purple string for 30 minutes a day. This data has been declared confidential, but the aqarium community deserves to know.
In a parallel studie, NASA declares that fishes that are being observed in the ISS have shown abnormal behavior when confronted with a floating pruple string. AT 0 gravity the effects are lower but the risk is still present for spacial fishkeeping.
More info at www.cantbelievesomeoneisgoingtoclickthislink.com
New researches have concluded that pruple is a trigger for violent behaviour among many tropical fish, including most anabantids, cichlids and some varieties of dry-water specimens.
In a public aquarium in the Sahara Desert, scientists registered a 300% increase in fin nipping and othe violent acts commited by goldfish that were exposed to a purple string for 30 minutes a day. This data has been declared confidential, but the aqarium community deserves to know.
In a parallel studie, NASA declares that fishes that are being observed in the ISS have shown abnormal behavior when confronted with a floating pruple string. AT 0 gravity the effects are lower but the risk is still present for spacial fishkeeping.
More info at www.cantbelievesomeoneisgoingtoclickthislink.com
Debra Mark
Wench Boots!
nursie said:
thanks Nursie....I'll have to recruit some of my sisters....the product is very versatile...I'm sure it will be a big hit....
One question...will it come in metric sizes?
Debra Mark said:
Hm..there may have to either be a surcharge for conversion to metric, or additional instructions put into packages for the Canadian market with metric measurements.
Dangerdoll
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Whataguy!! LC!! Thanks so much!!LesbianChap said:Dangerdoll with transparent background (it'll look better when used):
Omega's fish on a purple string:
Reiverix's shrimp/crawfish playing with the knot of a purple string:
Blinky blinking:
hmmm..... I'm seeing that there's is going to have to be a Relief Command Center put in place for those who suffer mental distress from either being without a Rock with Purple String, having Rock with Purple String suddenly turn on them, and/or being without and having the need for it (of course this will be a big option since anyone without is bound to want in). I hear the withdrawals are a bit nasty..... ah... we can set something up really nice for those in need.....
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patoloco said:
Scurrilous rumors cause a drop in company stock...
Quick...we must discredit the sources...
(pssstttt...Patoloco...for a "greatly reduced fee"..I'll let you have a deal on ALL franchises south of the continental US. Just make some kind of statement that the info you posted is WRONG!!!)
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It'll have to be bilingual packaging as well, or the gov won't let it in. Up the margin, Nursienursie said:
I want the DC area! Gotta give those political fishes something else to do besides wage war and spend our hard earned money on toilet brushes.
Further to that, I'd like the rights to set up a web site dedicated to naming Rock with String. For a small fee, my CGI will generate a list of goobley-gook vowels and constanants that can be declared as "official" Rock with String names. Can't have Fishy and a Rock with String without a name! Fishy and Rocky, made for each other!
Large cut of the profits to you, Nursie, of course
Roan
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