LFS Hilarity

LarryB said:
Well I've decided that I am going to sell this purple string. It will be priced in such a way the more you buy the cheaper it gets. Here's the price list.

Inches 1-12 19.99
Inches 13-24 17.99
Inches 25-36 15.99
Inches 37-96 12.99
97 Inches or more I will let go for 9.99 an inch and for every foot you buy(with a minimum of 8 feet) I will give you an inch free of charge. Orders over 1000 inches please call ahead. At this time I can only except cash and paypal. A 2% discount will be given if you pay with cash. Check back often as we are currently developing new colors of string. We are currently working on a blue and yellow variety. Thank you and we always appriciate you buisness. :cool:
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AAARRGGGHHH..Competition!!! Emergency corporate officers meeting!!! The Wal-Mart of purple string has moved in on our territory!!!
 
nursie said:
AAARRGGGHHH..Competition!!! Emergency corporate officers meeting!!! The Wal-Mart of purple string has moved in on our territory!!!
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I'm on the way, Nursie...

(and I have a call in to the corporate hit man, as well) :cool:
 
Debra Mark said:
I'm on the way, Nursie...

(and I have a call in to the corporate hit man, as well) :cool:
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I think he just knocked on my door. ****. Wait, no , don't do that, ouch, stop. Ok, ok you win I'll cut you in on the profits.
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Prosecutor:The garotte was made of purple string...
The ransom note was tied to a rock with purple string...

Defense Atty: OBJECTION, your honor, there is NOTHING tying (er poor choice of words) NOTHING linking my clients to this attack. As rock with purple string has become fairly ubiquitous, the assailant could have gotten these materials anywhere.

Judge: Objection sustained.
 
Deb..sorry to have missed you in the board room, but glad to hear you have an action plan. Be sure we are paying our attorney enough too!!!


Larry...we need to talk about a buy out. Or maybe a merger.

***A big thanks to Sublime for the purple background for my avatar...the checks in the mail..:D
 
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Merger, hmmmm sounds interesting. How would this said merger work? How about if I supply the rocks and you supply the string and we split profits 50-50. Any new colors or products, we will have to hold a board metting and vote on it. Now we just need the distributer.
 
Hey, I got an old farm truck, I could be the distributer. I'm going to tell you now that I will always be late on deliveries and the merchadise will most likely be damaged. And I charge 5 bucks a mile.
 
If it hasn't already been suggested we should all start a Purple String Coalition. We could be huge, and even become instrumental in world politics.
 
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