Kuhli... you're next on our list to be converted into a window imp, join us, it's not as bad as you think 
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mg: blueiz has taken a photo of the window imp taking a pic im not sure if its the tank contents he is taking a pic of, or whether it is the shape glass...........
must try this one to lick............. the concentration on his face i think it is the latter:lol2:
niko:" imp imp, window window.........LICK"
random person: "dude quit lickin' that, do ya know whatz even been on there?"
niko: "lick, lick window imp!"
random person: "common, what are you some kinda pok-e'-mon or something?"
niko: "imp, imp big windowwww!"
random person comes with a janitor...
janitor: "please stop licking that i just cleaned it yesterday"
niko: ........
random person: "people actually come here and pay like $50 each a day to watch the fish, not you licking the glass"
fungi comes over and whispers something in the janitors ear...
janitor: "how about you can take a picture of the window and you can lick that instead of making me clean more windows more frequently?"
niko:"window window imp sais yes, are you a guy or a gal (mr). window imp imp janitor?"
blueiz comes and has to drag niko away...
niko now has to hop around on a leash that blueiz has to hold...
blueiz: "so does the picture of the window taste anything like the real thing?"
niko: "me imp imp doesn't like it"
blueiz:" i'm sure that when we leave we will stop by a windowshop and get you a litlle something for the trip back, in the meantime you'll have to resist that temptation."
janitor reports them for the trouble...
intercom:" will blueiz and window imp imp please report to the front desk emideatly!"
blueiz:"now look what you did, we got to take some nice pictures of fishies/windows whatever your case may be and now it's all ruined!"
niko drops the camera on purpose and the blueiz has to swim to get it...
meanwhile the AC manager finds niko at a dog pound and tells blue to claim him for 50$ for another aquarium visit.........
window imp imp!
blueiz: "so does the picture of the window taste anything like the real thing?"
niko: "me imp imp doesn't like it"
blueiz:" i'm sure that when we leave we will stop by a windowshop and get you a litlle something for the trip back, in the meantime you'll have to resist that temptation."
janitor reports them for the trouble...
intercom:" will blueiz and window imp imp please report to the front desk emideatly!"
blueiz:"now look what you did, we got to take some nice pictures of fishies/windows whatever your case may be and now it's all ruined!"
niko drops the camera on purpose and the blueiz has to swim to get it...
meanwhile the AC manager finds niko at a dog pound and tells blue to claim him for 50$ for another aquarium visit.........
window imp imp!
joking apart...on any future posts, can we please just leave it to posts about myself, and not include Blueiz..
Thanks, and have a good day..
Imp
Thanks, and have a good day..
Imp
yes niko the joke is mainly supposed to be about you, i will try to keep other AC members out of it...
THE adventures of niko the window imp volume 3
niko looks up to the most expensive window in the world...
niko: "imp, imp window iiiimp!"
he licks the window untill it's totally disolved...
niko:" that was the best tasting window i've ever had!"
the imp waddles away untill he finds the local window shop...
he looks up at all the shiny windows...
niko:" ahhhh i'm blind!"
a group of kids pushes the blind imp into the window full of windows...
niko: "crash crash bom boom BANG!"
window imp's are indestructable when it comes to brokn glass, it's how they evolved...
niko:" lick lick lick lick..."
i'm leaving volumes 4, 5, 6, and 7to fungi, plantling, bluerat and mee mee
THE adventures of niko the window imp volume 3
niko looks up to the most expensive window in the world...
niko: "imp, imp window iiiimp!"
he licks the window untill it's totally disolved...
niko:" that was the best tasting window i've ever had!"
the imp waddles away untill he finds the local window shop...
he looks up at all the shiny windows...
niko:" ahhhh i'm blind!"
a group of kids pushes the blind imp into the window full of windows...
niko: "crash crash bom boom BANG!"
window imp's are indestructable when it comes to brokn glass, it's how they evolved...
niko:" lick lick lick lick..."
i'm leaving volumes 4, 5, 6, and 7to fungi, plantling, bluerat and mee mee
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