My little world's becoming ever hotter and drier. I can't imagine what your world must be like, Chill. Hang in there. It must warm up soon.
05 April 1960 mrunv. You must be mid Pacific paddling madly to get here on time, eh?
OK dr. You reckon this beast really exists. So, here's the go. Skin one of your 'surplus to requirements' goats and drape the skin over yourself. Now, around midnight, sit in the middle of the paddock, a recording of a forelorn lamb would be useful too. Make sure your cam/video thing is ready......and wait. Safety?...well that's the clever part. Get your extreme closeup of the beast and then breathe some of the jungle juice you've been guzzling into its face. It's a well know fact that the half jaguar, half squirrel, half hyena Florida Wild Dog is rendered immediately unconscious at the slightest hint of alcohol. You get your pics and a taxidermed Floida Wild Dog, and you're in bed by 1am.
Too easy.