sorry guys, i was hunting sasquatch in the bueco mundo
spys huh, ok first off dont check the potatos, put a strong magnet up to your faucet and cats teeth, those are favorite spots for bugs. dont watch sesame street, fraggle rock's ok, check your shoes for scorpions and jello, and chain your car to a mime.
the best explanation for thread stealing is that they're sewing a cyber quilt of destruction to provoke some kinda grandma armageddon. blare obscene rap music and have a gang of children play baseball on your lawn at all times. other than that the only advise i can give is good luck and be sure to have plenty of mothballs and cheap whisky to offer our new granny-spy overlords...