Mafia #7 -- The Play

[charlie_stubbs]

Well I'm glad you asked my grammatically challenged friend!

Pocket Mafia (PM) are free! Simply purchase the PM Supertrapper (PMS) for five easy payments of 129.99 and set it up outside your local Italian eatery or any dark warehouse. The PMS emits a loud screeching noise and enticing odor that some PMs have said reminds them of their mother, or MaMa. Once your PM is inside the PMS just shut the lid and they're all yours.

**Procedure may be considered cruelty to animals in some states. Please contact our PM customer relations manager, Micheal Vick, for more information on your area.

lol oh man. do you know which states?? "pocket mafia" are considered contraband in Canada.

 

[ZSandmann]

Well most certainly in Georgia.

 

[jpappy789]

I'm pretty sure I've seen some lurking around Godfather's Pizza here in MN...shady buggers, gotta catch me one of them

 

[ZSandmann]

7 Hours Till Night.

 

[Sploke]

Now the second question is is that Slip pink, white, or ivory and does it have lace trim?

That sir is too bold a question. But play your cards right....

Apparently I prefer jogging suits to womens clothes anyway :duh:

 

[charlie_stubbs]

In Canada, "Pocket Mafia" are considered a dangerous breed and due to a 1982 military action dubbed "Operation Whackawop" they have been culled, vitually eliminating the species.

 

[jpappy789]

In Canada, "Pocket Mafia" are considered a dangerous breed and due to a 1982 military action dubbed "Operation Whackawop" they have been culled, vitually eliminating the species.

Chas, I see an illegal import job in your future

 

[ZSandmann]

In Canada, "Pocket Mafia" are considered a dangerous breed and due to a 1982 military action dubbed "Operation Whackawop" they have been culled, vitually eliminating the species.

Oh dear.

In Soviet Russia, Pocket Mafia drive you!

 

[charlie_stubbs]

in Vietnam, "Pocket Mafia" love you long time.

 

[charlie_stubbs]

a pocket mafia, a priest and a rabbi all walk into a bar....