Well I'm glad you asked my grammatically challenged friend!
Pocket Mafia (PM) are free! Simply purchase the PM Supertrapper (PMS) for five easy payments of 129.99 and set it up outside your local Italian eatery or any dark warehouse. The PMS emits a loud screeching noise and enticing odor that some PMs have said reminds them of their mother, or MaMa. Once your PM is inside the PMS just shut the lid and they're all yours.
**Procedure may be considered cruelty to animals in some states. Please contact our PM customer relations manager, Micheal Vick, for more information on your area.