Rachel-I'm so glad you're all better! I hate that this thread went dead though! The stories from OgreMkv were truly great!!!!:thm:
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I have to have knee surgery again in 2 months 
We can revive it then, lol 
I miss it to, it made me smile through my pain and was much appreciated!
We can revive it then, lol I miss it to, it made me smile through my pain and was much appreciated!
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking t o lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish..'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sale s rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish..'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sale s rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
I have to have knee surgery again in 2 months
Oh no Rachel!!!! Another surgery????
I'm so sorry! I know it must be hard with three young kids and all those tanks!!! Bless your heart.Well I guess I will just have to start gathering up a bunch of new jokes for ya then!!!!
