Need recipe for Valentine's Day

I kind of agree that you shouldn't make her cook.

Get her ugly sister or, if she doesn't have one, her Mom since you know romance isn't climbing those trees that night.
 
7itanium said:
I am trying really hard not to flame you on this post.. but I cant do it..

you sir are a *CENSORED*

you need to do something romantic for your girl.. not give her a slab of meat and tell her how you want it cooked-- how is that romantic???

Get out your **** wallet and take her out to a descent resteraunt.. if you cant afford that then fine-- at least cook it for her if you think this is a good idea...

It might come out tasting like ***.. but trust me if you put in that effort, any woman would be happy even with a burn hunk of heart on her plate.
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IceH2O said:
I kind of agree that you shouldn't make her cook.

Get her ugly sister or, if she doesn't have one, her Mom since you know romance isn't climbing those trees that night.
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This thread has me crying for such different reasons. :rofl:
 
IceH2O said:
Mad you're picking the wrong heart.

Nothing romantic about cows.

You need to get Lambs heart. Lambs are soft cuddly and all women love them.

I'm still hearing it about not getting the tater mitts. There is no way my wife is seeing this thread.
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She says that the taste of lamb reminds her of eating cat meat....kind of freaks her out.

7itanium said:
I am trying really hard not to flame you on this post.. but I cant do it..

you sir are a *CENSORED*

you need to do something romantic for your girl.. not give her a slab of meat and tell her how you want it cooked-- how is that romantic???

Get out your **** wallet and take her out to a descent resteraunt.. if you cant afford that then fine-- at least cook it for her if you think this is a good idea...

It might come out tasting like ***.. but trust me if you put in that effort, any woman would be happy even with a burn hunk of heart on her plate.
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I don't know where the hostility is coming from...

I didn't say that this was all that I was doing. This was just the meal... for a gift I'm going to let her order whatever Pay-per-View program she wants. Maybe even make one of the kids give her a foot rub while she watches.
 
you should buy her some Windex. name brand, not the knock-off. nothing a little lady likes more than the fresh scent of glass cleaner. ask her to 'try it out' as soon as she unwraps it from the plastic bag.
 
don't forget to get out the GOOD chinet....and the fancy napkins....NOT the McDonalds ones....the ones from Burger King!!

sheesh...do we haveta babysit you on this mad?


**she slips the name of a good divorce lawyer under the napkin when Mad isn't looking**
 
wataugachicken said:
you should buy her some Windex. name brand, not the knock-off. nothing a little lady likes more than the fresh scent of glass cleaner. ask her to 'try it out' as soon as she unwraps it from the plastic bag.
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originally posted by Debra Mark
don't forget to get out the GOOD chinet....and the fancy napkins....NOT the McDonalds ones....the ones from Burger King!!

sheesh...do we haveta babysit you on this mad?


**she slips the name of a good divorce lawyer under the napkin when Mad isn't looking**
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:rofl:
 
wataugachicken said:
you should buy her some Windex. name brand, not the knock-off. nothing a little lady likes more than the fresh scent of glass cleaner. ask her to 'try it out' as soon as she unwraps it from the plastic bag.
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Preferably nothing that she can use as a weapon LOL... she's already a little miffed that I have to go to a bachelor party later that evening.
 
Hmmm...stop all the debate..send her out for the dollar value menu, if she has enough money...
 
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