Need recipe for Valentine's Day

They gave them the gift of fire.
 
i dont think african and american natives celebrated V-day, or had wives for that matter. and i dont think mad or his wife are either of those peoples.

hey, if he wants to get his wife cow hearts and he thinks that will be the light of her week, theres nothing to argue about. i do want to see if it works, might need that one in the future...
 
Slappy*McFish said:
I'd just grill 'em. Sear them well and they'll squirt when you bite into them. ;) Make sure to have plenty of napkins handy. You could just buy one heart and cut it in half. Put the two halves together before eating to symbolize your love for each other. Make eating bloody heart a 'sensual thing' by licking the dangling arteries or squeezing the juices all over your chest or something.
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slappy, you are twisted LOL

Madcrawdad said:
She says that the taste of lamb reminds her of eating cat meat....kind of freaks her out.

I don't know where the hostility is coming from...

I didn't say that this was all that I was doing. This was just the meal... for a gift I'm going to let her order whatever Pay-per-View program she wants. Maybe even make one of the kids give her a foot rub while she watches.
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how cool, Mad.... you really have thought this out, haven't you...

Madcrawdad said:
Preferably nothing that she can use as a weapon LOL... she's already a little miffed that I have to go to a bachelor party later that evening.
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classic.... you know, in Jersey, IHOP is giving away free pancakes next weekend, might want to see if they have leftovers that you can take off their hands...
 
Dangerdoll said:
you know, in Jersey, IHOP is giving away free pancakes next weekend, might want to see if they have leftovers that you can take off their hands...
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Perfect... Mad you should see if the ones in your area are doing the same deal. You could tell her to pickup some for herself and while there grab you an Omelet with sausage links or bacon on the side. Of course tell her to not awake you until its all set up on the tray at the bedside.
 
IceH2O said:
Sounds like the wife wears the pants in this family.
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Listen Mad, you are going about this perfectly. Your wife will be thrilled to not have to cook the same Saturday dinner she does every week of the year. The joy from cooking something different will be the best present you could give her.

I'm glad to see you aren't caught up and brainwashed by the materialistic people in this country and their advertisements.

What do these people think the Indians gave their wives on V-Day? What do they think the tribes of Africa give their mates? I really doubt its jewelry or candy.
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cam191919 said:
no wife, i just know how to treat a "classy" lady :grinyes::grinyes::grinyes:
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your a good man!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
you need to start eariler than dinner, wake her up at 6am with a slab of bacon and have her cook herself breakfast in bed!
 
Madcrawdad said:
She says that the taste of lamb reminds her of eating cat meat....kind of freaks her out.


I don't know where the hostility is coming from...

I didn't say that this was all that I was doing. This was just the meal... for a gift I'm going to let her order whatever Pay-per-View program she wants. Maybe even make one of the kids give her a foot rub while she watches.
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BTW: it better be what she wants......i dont think she wants to watch porno all night long.........or cook:rofl:
 
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