Need recipe for Valentine's Day
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I'd just grill 'em. Sear them well and they'll squirt when you bite into them. 
Make sure to have plenty of napkins handy. You could just buy one heart and cut it in half. Put the two halves together before eating to symbolize your love for each other. Make eating bloody heart a 'sensual thing' by licking the dangling arteries or squeezing the juices all over your chest or something.
Make sure to have plenty of napkins handy. You could just buy one heart and cut it in half. Put the two halves together before eating to symbolize your love for each other. Make eating bloody heart a 'sensual thing' by licking the dangling arteries or squeezing the juices all over your chest or something.
Are you actually being serious here???
Whatever happened to romance???
** ere ya go luv....couple of good cow hearts for us to eat....get yersen over to that there cooker and cook for me**
dang....romance is truely lost.....
Tell ya what, break the rules....why dont YOU cook for your lady????
Seriously, if i did that, my gf would tell me too....hmmmm.....go away....
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I wasn't expecting it to you you giving out good advice, you Window Imp.
If YOU do cook it though, make sure to tenderize it. It also has a very strong taste, so you may want to add foods that accent it, or mellow it out.
And seriously, the best thing you could do, in my honest female mind, would be to send her and a friend out for a day at the spa, paid by you, and to do whatever floats her boat, while you are at home fixing a nice, 'heart'felt meal. Some work on your part could end up being better off for you.
Much more romantic than giving her a recipe, a hunk of heart and ingredients, then having her all tired and stressed from cooking/cleaning while cooking ect.
I know I'd be in a "Gah get done cooking this so I can eat and then finish cleaning, then go to bed. Alone." mood.
I've always wanted to try beef heart, I feed raw to my dogs and I love the smell of them(Yes, I'm a sick person lol).
Is this thread a joke? :evil_lol:
On the chance that it's not, I say bread it and fry it.
I'm a vegetarian, but I haven't always been, and back in Georgia, we used to eat breaded and fried chicken hearts (and livers and gizzards--they came together in a shrink-wrapped package.)
Good stuff. I imagine beef heart would work the same. But I agree with reefscape--if this is a V-day gift, you gotta cook it yourself.
On the chance that it's not, I say bread it and fry it.
I'm a vegetarian, but I haven't always been, and back in Georgia, we used to eat breaded and fried chicken hearts (and livers and gizzards--they came together in a shrink-wrapped package.)
Good stuff. I imagine beef heart would work the same. But I agree with reefscape--if this is a V-day gift, you gotta cook it yourself.
I am trying really hard not to flame you on this post.. but I cant do it..
you sir are a *CENSORED*
you need to do something romantic for your girl.. not give her a slab of meat and tell her how you want it cooked-- how is that romantic???
Get out your **** wallet and take her out to a descent resteraunt.. if you cant afford that then fine-- at least cook it for her if you think this is a good idea...
It might come out tasting like ***.. but trust me if you put in that effort, any woman would be happy even with a burn hunk of heart on her plate.
you sir are a *CENSORED*
you need to do something romantic for your girl.. not give her a slab of meat and tell her how you want it cooked-- how is that romantic???
Get out your **** wallet and take her out to a descent resteraunt.. if you cant afford that then fine-- at least cook it for her if you think this is a good idea...
It might come out tasting like ***.. but trust me if you put in that effort, any woman would be happy even with a burn hunk of heart on her plate.
I'd just grill 'em. Sear them well and they'll squirt when you bite into them.
BRILLIANT.
Or even better - do some sort of flambe - set it on fire to symbolize your passion for each other. Nothing to get a girl in the mood like a giant bloody flaming cow heart.
