It's a secerty Ninja recipe that can't be shared unless you convert and train very hard to be awarded the scroll
Well, if you're not gonna share...
I guess I'll contribute: The pirates would win. They'd get so drunk that they'd have super powers, such as the abilities to fly, conjure up fire, and lick their elbows. Then they'd use their super powers to wipe the floor with the ninjas.
In conclusion, drinking is good.