Ninjas Vs Pirates

In a fight to the death who would win Pirates or Ninjas?

  • ARGH!!!!!!!! Pirates

    Votes: 24 41.4%
  • Like a NINJA!

    Votes: 34 58.6%

  • Total voters
    58
  • Poll closed .
It's a secerty Ninja recipe that can't be shared unless you convert and train very hard to be awarded the scroll

Well, if you're not gonna share...

I guess I'll contribute: The pirates would win. They'd get so drunk that they'd have super powers, such as the abilities to fly, conjure up fire, and lick their elbows. Then they'd use their super powers to wipe the floor with the ninjas.

In conclusion, drinking is good.
 
You are basing your assumption on the false pretense that ninjas don't drink.

As a drunken master ninja like that white haired guy in Naruto, I must protest. Ninjas just hold their liquor better... so you can't tell they're sauced!
 
itstheantitang said:
Now you made one mistake. I don't believe all ninjas have a 4.0 GPA to make superior tactics to predict where the drunken swagger of the pirate will take the battle next. So, therefore, pirates need no tactics and with their grogged-out minds they could defeat the tactic-lessly confused ninjas! :)


You are talking book smart. book smart is worthless. im talking about years of training and experience. a GPA is worthless in a fight. the ninjas would watch till they knew where the pirates would be, then they would attack in silence and the pirates would have a chance to fight back, not to mention they are all drunk and loud. that would make it easier to sneak up on them and kill them. with their lesser swords and single shot guns (that only like 4 pirates have) the ninjas and their quality hand crafted swords and throwing stars would destroy.

ninjas obviously win :]
 
Sam Seed would own all. Though he's not technically a ninja, his drunken master style is quite formidable.
 
C'mon really. drunken masters aside, the only people I LIKE fighting with are belligerent drunks. So easy to humiliate...

Not feeling pain is one thing, not being able to stand up quite another...
 
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