Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

granted! but u get married to your fish and have three children!




i wish that there was a planet made entirely of chocolate!
 
granted but it explodes cause u don't do anything about global warming!


i wish that my printer had red ink in it!
 
granted, but everything it prints comes out 100% red.

I wish the bears won the SB.
 
Granted: but in celebration fans hunt down brown bears to extinction.


I wish I lived in Colorado.
 
granted: but it's colorado del rio...a remote island full of man eating chickens....Their having Aussie Hippie tonight!!!

i wish i was niether here nor there
 
granted, you're stuck forever in limbo with nothing but the tabliods to read.

I wish I could have a herbivorous, non-fire breathing and completely benevolent pet dragon.
 
fishcatch22 said:
granted, you're stuck forever in limbo with nothing but the tabliods to read.

I wish I could have a herbivorous, non-fire breathing and completely benevolent pet dragon.
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granted: but he can never be potty trianed, has constnt diarrhea, and he is to big to fit through any doors (second time i granted a wish and the results are diarrhea.)



i wish the next poster would post something positive about my wish
 
granted: it's so hot out tht u have to spill Mcdonalds coffee in your lap to cool off....Yakov Smirnoff said it.


i wish a+b didn't = c, instead it =a
 
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