Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

[boofish2]

granted: it's so hot out tht u have to spill Mcdonalds coffee in your lap to cool off....Yakov Smirnoff said it.


i wish a+b didn't = c, instead it =a

Granted but know because of the alteration of that one equation the earth gets knocked off its axis and goes hurling toward the sun turning all life on earth in to frizzle fries.

I wish Krispy Kreme was equal to a celery stick in vitamins, nutrients and caloric intake

 

[BryceMan]

Granted, because of the chemicals used to do that, after 3 bites, you develop a flesh eating disease.

i wish my fish could tell me how they were feeling...

 

[bkw1982]

granted: they hate you, and everything about you


i wish i spoke another language

 

[Reddog80p]

Granted you speak lobster, now the only thing you can communicate with is crayfish, and crabs!

I wish I got paid to stay home!

 

[boofish2]

You do -- tons of moolah BUT you can NEVER leave the house thus never able to spend those duckets on the ladies

I wish I had no debt. . .

 

[fishcatch22]

granted, you have huge bills instead.

I wish it rained food on all the poor people on the world and that it had no impact on anyone else's food supply and that the food is 100% normal and nutritious.

 

[boofish2]

granted but now there's a huge obesity problem throughout the entire world resulting in elevated heart attack rates.

I wish we all used the barter system instead of money...

 

[Reddog80p]

granted but now there's a huge obesity problem throughout the entire world resulting in elevated heart attack rates.

I wish we all used the barter system instead of money...

Granted, but I was the only person you could buy anything from, and I don't except cash!

I wish I owned a LFS!

 

[boofish2]

You do, its called Petco YUCK!!!
I wish I could transport myself wherever I wanted like I Dream Of Genie. . .

 

[fishcatch22]

You do, its called Petco YUCK!!!
I wish I could transport myself wherever I wanted like I Dream Of Genie. . .

granted, you have no control over where you go and end up teleporting into a retirement home full of bored old people who need someone to talk to.... muhahahahaha!


I wish for nothing.