Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

granted but then u realise your married to ronald mcdonald!


i wish that the area undermy fingernails didnt itch!
 
Granted, but you find out that his max size is 3 feet!

I wish my temp job were more interesting.
 
granted, you realize that you only have a temp job and that they are never interesting and if they were, they would just come to an end and you would go back to another boring one.

I wish laundry would do itself.
 
granted.. the laundry does itself, but doesnt pay attention to its own labels and ends up shrinking and bleaching all the wrong clothes... and you end up having to wear acid-wash speedo-style jeans to work.

i wish white uniforms weren't so easy to get dirty.
 
Granted, but laundry isn't very smart, so it would pour bleach instead of detergent into the washer, and ruin itself.

I wish my satellite TV was back on.
 
granted but all the channels are either about porn, drug abuse or blood & gore!


nobody wants channels like that would they?
 
granted but all the channels are either about porn, drug abuse or blood & gore!


nobody wants channels like that would they?

but i enjoy porn, drug abuse, and blood and gore!

(I'll start the next wish)

I wish that my court date (traffic court) wasn't behind schedule by 3 hours so I didn't have to sit there all afternoon!
 
Granted, but then you lose the case. (I'm sure you saw that one coming, I'm not too creative sometimes.)

I wish I knew whether my Mini Bow pico reef was cycled, but I didn't test for a while and now I'm confused.
 
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