granted, but it's ABC gum from under a bus seat.
I wish i could harnest the awsome power of Chuck Noris.
I wish i could harnest the awsome power of Chuck Noris.
Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.
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Granted. You are now Jonathan Brandis in Sidekicks, that horrible movie where he's socially retarded, has obsessive daydreams about Chuck Norris, has hallucinations while climbing gym rope, and is desperately in love with Winnie Cooper. You later meet Chuck Norris (I can't remember how, I was a kid when I saw that crappy movie and I've blocked out as much as possible) and win some contest or something, and Winnie Cooper falls in hand-holding love with you. Also, your dad dates your teacher, so you probably get an A.
Of course, you also star in a movie with the righteously annoying Rodney Dangerfield wherein you dress like a girl to play soccer. Then you're in some television show where you think dolphins talk to you or something. You're also a closeted homosexual with several addictions and you commit suicide by hanging yourself in an apartment building hallway.
But you totally met Chuck Norris that one time and he helped you climb a gym rope.
I wish I was done with all the painting already.
granted.....but your kid nukes chicken nuggets for 1/2 hour while playing video games and now your microwave smells like a fireplace...
I wish rabbits would stop eating the flowers in my yard
I wish rabbits would stop eating the flowers in my yard
granted they become flesh eating rabbits and come after you instead
i wish i could find a better apartment
i wish i could find a better apartment
granted but your teacher gives you an extra big homework assignment!
i wish there was more salad croutons to go round!
i wish there was more salad croutons to go round!
Granted, but due to the sudden boom in crotouns going 'round, you end up round too and are too fat to leave the house.
I wish I could ace my mid-term Biology exam.
I wish I could ace my mid-term Biology exam.
