Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

granted but its all junk mail

I wish it were already next weekend :)
 
Granted. But when you lock yourself out of the house and try to find the phonebookthat you usually stand on to climb through the window, you're sol. You have to pay a locksmith to let you in, and the 3am fee is absurdly high.

I wish that someone would offer to pay for new tires for my car.
 
granted but they are used firestone tires they quickly burst when you start your car.


i wish an infinate amount of door knobs
 
granted, but you are killed when they drop on you and the infinite mass causes the Earth to collapse into the largest black hole ever... which sucks the entire universe out of existance. Thanks!

I wish my back didn't hurt.
 
granted you're just a talking head in a jar.


I wish they invented a tool to eat my food with, im sick of using my hands
 
Granted, the tool looks like spoon with a toe-ring attached. Unfortunately, the only foot it fits is that of you neighbor 'Big Earl' who is always more than happy to feed you. Problem is, he rarely washes his feet....bon appetit.

I wish I had a pet monkey.
 
Granted.. But your tied to a chair while it picks nits off of you for the rest of your life.

I wish I was 18 again.
 
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