Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

Granted, but they only leave you alone, cuz YOU ARE NOW ONE YOURSELF!!!
arrgh!

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow :)
 
You DON'T have to go to work, you've been sacked. (I felt mean when I said that)

I wish that Sufjan Stevens or Godspeed You Black Emperor would have a concert in Melbourne.
 
They do!! Too bad it's all sold out!
I wish I was 5 years younger.
 
granted but you look 90yrs old.

i wish for a hover car
 
Granted, but your eyesight prevents you from getting a pilot's license.

I wish for 3 uncorruptable wishes.

granted....but the genie thought you said uncorruptable 'fishes' and gave you 3 pearl gouramis (a fish generally known for its honesty and strong moral fiber).

I wish David Hasselhoff would do a commercial for Burger King...
 
Granted. This image is forever burned into your retinas:

hasselhoff.gif


I now wish I liked pan-fried gourami.
 
Granted. However, it is now the only substance you will ever consume for the rest of your life.

I wish for David Hasselhoff's groin to LAY OFF already. GOD. I think I have vertigo now, not to mention the skeeve factor.
 
granted, but now u get to enjoy the other side

I wish that i knew magic
 
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