Not Another GCC game.....the Corrupted Wish Game.

[Corbin]

granted, its free cuz pigs run wild through out the world destroying crops and killing people.

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

 

[captaincaveman9]

Granted, someone walks up behind you and hits you in the head with a bat, now your head hurts and you forget about your stomach

I wish I would have gone to the grocery store last night instead of waiting till I got off tonight

 

[FL22]

granted, but the store was closed last night...so you would have just wasted gas in your HIGH gasmileage car

i wish i could hire a maid

 

[Corbin]

Granted, You go back in time and go to the store, only to see when you walk in its being robbed and you get shot when you walk in.

I wish i didnt have to sleep anymore.

 

[Madcrawdad]

i wish i could hire a maid

granted, but every year around Christmas her seven friends come over to stay, and you have 'eight maids-a-milking' in your house for 12 whole days.

I wish i didnt have to sleep anymore.

granted, but with nothing else to do all night, you become a cat-burglar. One night a startled homeowner catches you robbing his house and shoots you dead...nighty night forever.

I wish I had hands for feet...kind of like a chimp.

 

[kuhliloach]

ganyed but it's takes twice as long to wash your hands

i wish for shorter fingernails!

 

[Gotcha38]

Granted, but someone shortens them quite nicely, by pulling them out.

I wish I had a Strawberry Cheesecake for dessert tonight.

 

[Reddog80p]

yo do, But apon taking the first bite you realize it was made with year old moldy strawberries.

I wish a drive, to anyone I knows house was an hour at longest .

 

[Tracy10]

granted..but on the way, you have to listen to pinky & perkys greatest hits.Everytime.

I wish i was a fly on the wall,at Buckingham Palace.

 

[DormDweller]

Granted, but the Queen sends 20 guards with orders to squish your buggy butt.

I wish that I could evict my roommate without paying the private-room fee.