granted, you get a 10,000 gallon tank with a giant shark that takes an arm off when feeding it one day and all your friends proceed to call you stumpy mcNubberson.
I wish Hollywood was not paying 500 million dollars to make Spiderman 3.
gah...mee too...but the game must go on. Granted, they get paid SQUAT! the movies go to crap, and todays youth find a way to get high by drinking water because they are sooooooooo bored.
Granted....but then hubby (j double r) would have to work everyday for the rest of his life and then you wouldn't be able to spend quality as a family ( you could wish for every other day as a friday) and hubby would miss out on all the family fun things.
granted, but your hair ends up being SOOOOO long that you trip over it, get caught on things with it, and guiness world records calls you a hack because they think it's fake.
i wish the weather would be nice enough for me to wax my car.
granted, you realize that basketball is the most pointless and boring excuse for a professional sport and you instead take up watching more exciting sports like professional basket weaving and glass blowing.
I wish that the USDA food guide pyramid consisted of all candies and sweets!