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Build a man a fire, and he will stay warm until it goes out, set the man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
My mother in law has told me a few.
I'm still HOT but now it comes in FLASHES.....:mad2:
Mirror Mirror on the wall, I am my Mother after all.....:girl:
Don't **** me off.I am running out of places to hide the bodies....:devil:
( my fav) MuWuHahahahahahahahahahaha!
I smile because I'm your mother....I laugh because you can't do anything about it....:rofl:
My greatest fear is that there is NO PMS and this is my Personality....:swear:
I would live life in the fast lane...........but I'm married to a speed hump....:banher:
Just some of but later I 'll post some more..
I'm still HOT but now it comes in FLASHES.....:mad2:
Mirror Mirror on the wall, I am my Mother after all.....:girl:
Don't **** me off.I am running out of places to hide the bodies....:devil:
( my fav) MuWuHahahahahahahahahahaha!
I smile because I'm your mother....I laugh because you can't do anything about it....:rofl:
My greatest fear is that there is NO PMS and this is my Personality....:swear:
I would live life in the fast lane...........but I'm married to a speed hump....:banher:
Just some of but later I 'll post some more..
LOL.. those are great.
"If you can not answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names."
~ Elbert Hubbard
"If you can not answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names."
~ Elbert Hubbard
Stupidity should be rewarded with pain and suffering.
my husband.
(So, when he (mildly) cut his finger on the table saw, I calmly asked him if he was in pain and if he was suffering. He said "Yes, and I was STUPID too!" (Irony of this is that he's hugely safety minded.)
my husband.
(So, when he (mildly) cut his finger on the table saw, I calmly asked him if he was in pain and if he was suffering. He said "Yes, and I was STUPID too!" (Irony of this is that he's hugely safety minded.)
I may be fat, but your ugly... I can go on a diet.
my brother use to say(while shopping at COSTCO)
"you can never have too much toilet paper"
my brother use to say(while shopping at COSTCO)
"you can never have too much toilet paper"
( my fav) MuWuHahahahahahahahahahaha!
I smile because I'm your mother....I laugh because you can't do anything about it....:rofl:
that should be in stone , great:lol::rofl::laugh::nilly::rofl::lol:
I smile because I'm your mother....I laugh because you can't do anything about it....:rofl:
that should be in stone , great:lol::rofl::laugh::nilly::rofl::lol:
"Life is a team effort"- my football coach's late father
"Women, you can't live with them, you can't have heterosexual sex without them"-3rd Rock from the Sun
"Women, you can't live with them, you can't have heterosexual sex without them"-3rd Rock from the Sun
Catpicklesdog
Hindsight is a wonderful thing!
A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual.
"You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second."
"Why would I come in second?" the brow-beaten husband asked.
"Because you're an idiot!"
"You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second."
"Why would I come in second?" the brow-beaten husband asked.
"Because you're an idiot!"
