Sheriff Joe - Re-elected

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greeneyedlady

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>TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO - HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY
>SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.
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>THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
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>Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
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>He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for
>them.
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>He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
>weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
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>He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and
>city projects
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>Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
>discrimination.
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>He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order
>that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again
>only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
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>When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot
>it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
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>He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
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>When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton.
>If you don't like it, don't come back."
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>He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into
>the jails.
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>When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he
>replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the
>inmates were in his jails in the first place.
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>More on the Arizona Sheriff:
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>With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix--last
>summer(116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports:
>About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment
>at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to
>their
>government-issued pink boxer shorts.
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>On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on
>their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees
>inside the week before.
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>Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their
>chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
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>"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who
>has lived in the tents for 1 ½ years. "It's inhumane."
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>Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago
>started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is
>not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the
>inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents
>too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any
>crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
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>Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would
>be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be
>punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their
>parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in
>to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to
>have for themselves
 

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Timmain42

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"Jail's so nice, they come back twice?"

Not on this guy's watch. Very cool.
 

Cheech

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Still, I kinda feel bad for them. I know I shouldn't, but I just do. Anyone know what kind of prison it is? I mean, does he have killers and sex offenders in there (which i wouldn't feel bad for) , or is it much less security?
 

TKOS

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It would be interesting to see what the crime rate stats were like and if this system actually did make a difference in these guys lives.
 

Timmain42

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N8DOGG said:
we need more places like that :D
Sorta... ALL jails need to be like that. The less repeat offenders you have, the better. I am told that if I'm to invest money this next decade, invest in private prisions because the rate of incoming inmates is rising past what "normal" prisions can handle.

No one goes to Siberia twice. Why should it be any different here?
 

OrionGirl

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Very interesting. I too would like to see the recidivism figures. While I do not think that prisons should be cruel, nor entirely punishment (sometimes it's as simple as needing to keep someone locked up so they can't threaten society--no amount of punishment or therapy will help), if this prevents crime, I'm all for it. What does concern me is that people might just take to moving out of this area to commit their crimes instead of stopping. Good for that area, bad for the rest.
 

gonefishin

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Lotsa mixed feelings here. It says "county jail". If this is correct, even those convicted of misdomenors are subject to this treatment. I could see the sex offenders/murderors etc. being treated like this but, cumon, you serve 30 days there for an unpaid parking ticket? Even if cruel and excessive punishment were the ONLY way to deal with crime, it is still forbidden by the constitution. On that note I would like to say that democracy is the worst form of government ever conceived, except for all the other ones.
 
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