So who names their fish?

Only four of my fish have names. In the bachaler pad (20g) resides my purple spotted gudgeon (devil spawn) and my Angel (Evil) . I also have two speckled cories (Otis and Orville) that live in my community tank.
 
I named 2 of my original Kuhlis Sunny and Sonny. Every Kuhli is different, but I'd rather not name them all. And my Dwarf Gourami is named Paul.
 
Turq - Largest Red Turquoise Discus
Sapphire - Blue Diamond Discus
Violet - Smaller Red Turquoise Discus
Big Red - Red Pigeon Blood Discus
Quasimodo - Golden Killiefish

Granted, when I get home from work, I generally just say "hello dorks" or something like that. :p:

I have yet to name my other Red Turquoise, and my soon-to-be Red Melon. Violet got a name before the other Red Turquoise because he/she has an identifiable "S" on its gill covers. I have yet to name my Bamboo Shrimp, Synos, or Corys.

Forgot to add... the one who got a name, but passed away. Piastra - Pigeon Blood Discus.
 
I let my nieces name my fish. So far they have only named the 5 neons -
billy bob, yippie, kayie and I forget the other 2 hillbilly names

I named the glass cat fish Mr. Olympus lol
 
I have in the past...not so much anymore....
 
I do!!
dwarf puffers:

Jaws- he's the only male & luvs to go for live food first
Freckle- bet you can't guess why! lol.. she has freckles
Sleepy-(RIP) it's a dwarf & snow white thing
Baby/Frankie- (she's the baby & always shows blue eyes: Frank Sinatra)

Plecos
Psyco & Nutty- just cause they fly all over the place when ever they go anywhere

Haven't names the Bee Puffers yet

HUBBIES FROGS don't have names except for "little dude" who is the baby of the albinos and the dwarfs have all died off exp. for 3 so no names nec.
 
I name some of them, if a name strikes me and sticks. Right now the only one I really refer to by name is "Xerces", my angel, and "Bandit", my loan panda cory (though if I can get ahold of some more, that name will probably fade away).

I used to have a pleco called "Mr. Plecopants"-- don't ask. ;)
 
I name Everything!

Monster - the pleco
Penny - Gold gourami
Uno and Dues - the two paradise gouramis

Red Thing - decorator crab
Mandy - Lobster

Misty, Nimitx, Clue-clue, Tango, Cashlyn, Wimper, Nickel, Sage, Merlin - the cats

Snake - 96 Mustang convertible
Shelby - the 88 Daytona turbo
Phe - the Santa Fe
Maggie - the Neon
 
My 7 year old daughter names all ours, but I have no idea what the names of most are.
 
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