southern (US) jokes

[magakitty]

:lol: Fawn, some of that is our relatives :lipssealedsmilie:

yankees are like hemoroids, when they come down and go back up you can live with them, but when they come down and stay down they are a real pain in the ... :dance:

The difference between a yankee and a _____ yankee?

A yankee comes for a visit and then goes home, a ____ yankee comes and stays :evil_lol:

 

[Old Fox]

Whats the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo the animal plaquelists name ,classification, habitat and habits. The animal plaque in a Southern zoo lists all that plus directions on the best way to cook em.