SW stained my couch!! Parents will kill!!

I talked to the lady I use to work with the other day and she said she even used rubbing alcohol on suede to get stains out, the trick is to get the spot a little damp with rubbing alcohol and then keep using either dry q-tips or dry baby wipes to get it out, blot a couple of times and get a clean one. I worked with her for 8 yrs (been in furniture for 20 yrs) and know there wasn't many stains she couldn't get out. Even saw her get poop out (don't know why the people couldn't use the bathroom with the baby changing table that they passed on the way to the sofa or why they picked a white one, oh well).
 
Try some RO/DI water and a very absorbent towel. It might be, however, that the water "brought up" whatever was already in the couch.
 
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