There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

cowgirl in the sand is a song name but u were close!


there once was a member named mee mee
who got aten and scarred by a giant flea
she stopped for some tea
and then peaed with glee
and then slipped/broke her knee
 
There was once a member whose enitials were KL
When he dies he'll go to hell
To get eaten by Chuck Norris at Taco Bell
and fine a nugget pleco to Aquabid and sell!
His history I will never tell
and from the sky his spirit fell
and with a great splat
it landed on a mat
and so he went along
and then he bought a thong
he said "its too comfy for me..."
"... and it makes me hafta pee..."
"...and to keep would be WRONG!!"
so he put it down and glanced around
and drove through the town
and bought a tiara (AKA a princess crown).
He went to Hillside Pet Store
saw fish; wanted more
bought a goldfish (species: moors)
and then he saw the RATS!!
theyre more friendly then Daayda's cat(s)
they crawled up his shirt
and into his skirt
and man did he get FAT
and he swivvled his head
snapped his neck; he was dead
didnt know it till it was said
that he couldnt be fed
he was as picky as a discus
was as clumsy as a whale
he had a talking rist cuss;
he farted on its tail
and my riming dont make sense,
cuz its being sent over the fence
to Kulih Loach!
to Kulih Loach!
He needs a rhyming coach!
Kuhli Loach!
ate his own pet Red Ninja Roach!
you ask "Why is this rhyme so long?"
its just cuz kuhli's rhymes are just so WRONG!!
im making up for his horrible jokes
come on; i'll light your smokes
and maybe then you'll understand
why im ann-oyed at that man!
cuz he spammed me with his rhymes
and EVERY single time
i didnt get it;
nobody did!
his freakin' mouth just needs a lid!
i want to bash him on the head!
till hes stinks and till hes dead
let the maggots come and come
eat him from shoulders down to thumbs
now do you know my wrath
of the insanely long and stupid rhyme
and ill drown him in a bath
and ill do it on my own time
AND I KNOW MY JOKES DONT MAKE SENSE!
BUT NEITHER DID HIS!
I KNOW THIS; AND HENCE...
HIS JOKES ARE AS GOOD, AS, PIIIIIIZ!!
do you hear my frustrations?
they are very very long
kind of like this rhyme
i guess you know now im not a mime
and the vultures have come!
rotten meat?; i got some!
And when we lay,
Beneath the stars,
We realize,
how small we are,
if they could love,
like you and me,
we might be able to raise,
an aaaaaarmy!!!!!!!!!! :Angel: :Devil: :Angel: :Devil:
down to the pits
where they keep all the ****s
where the bad fish go
when they die with moe
ON A TUESDAY NIGHT!!!
fight fight fight
on a tuesday night
repel the blight
of the Chuck Norris plight
NO! hes on his flight!
"is he dead?"
"quite."
clap clap clap
the bullfrog took a cr@p
high ho ontario
the bullfrog took a cr@p
theres a place i know
in New Mexico
where the sea lions ney
so the story goes
if you ever go there
in your underwear
EVERYONE LOVES NEW ZEALAND!!
arctic cove, marine land!
what is that? a cokee frog?
theyre loud, theyre annoying, they live in fog
but why should we kill them?
theyre cute, theyre nice, theyre free...
...and theyll eat all the mosquitoes nesting in the trees
its terrible, I know, the rhyme must come to an end
my mind is almost empty; no more thoguhts left to send!
thanks to Cory Lover, Boofish, Fishcatch, and all the rest
dont blame me; i tried my best :huh:
long live AC!
it is THE site!
save the bettas!
FROM WALMARTS BLIGHT!!!
 
there once was a poet called DP
he loved to eat grul(yucky)
and decided to feed it to his fishy
the fishy exploded,
now the gruel is grounded!

sorry,i really am bad at this!
 
there once was a member named dwarf puffers
he got high by sniffing a muffler
he said it smelled sweet
then dressed up as a beat
yelled out potatoe
then slipped on some mayo
then danced like a pig
and choked on a fig
crawled into the sewer
became a new user
or aquaria central
then was declared very mental
so he rode a cow that said moo
and away he flew
into the blue sky
thought the sun was a pie
so as he got closer
he never a poster
because in the sun
was the king hot dog bun
was beginning to eat
but was very neat
his new name was rita
why doesn't he meeta
so him and the bun
who now lived in the sun
had plenty of fun
so when it was spring
none of them became king
instead they sang
about ying and yang
but not all people wanted peace
the went into a bed far out in the east
no noises were made
they might've just fade
also sank into the ocean
made a seasick motion
threw up on the couch
not even in a pouch
so dwarf puffers cried
because the big bun died
his sports game was tied
so he mied
see u happy
as u ate his last mappy
 
there once was a member named guppy fish
she slipped and fell in a big dish
that was all full of ice cream
and a bad dream
about then big bun in the sun
if his bed was really that fun
and maybe dwarf puffers
will give u some mufflers
that taste like tracy
or even mgrady
 
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