There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

mee mee u may be inheriting my genious(or u're just good!)



there once was a kitty naimed smokey puff puff
he was smoking and said was enough 'nough
the scent was too tuff
it's fur was all ruff
choked on an ear muff
then the pound put him in paw-cuff

because the kitty indeed
put weed where it pee'd
but will he need
enough to feed
or take the leed
at throwing more beed(s)

when DD3 cleaned the litterbox
she caught the bug for chicken pox
and the cat got the weed from a fox in sox
with his sweet and soft locks
and the ticker tox
he get nox dead
 
Must be...I use to write poems when I was in high school (like omg 21 years ago :sad: :sad: :sad: :thud: :thud: ). You are just rubbing off on me.......:bowing: :bowing:
 
There was a young gent named KuhliLoach
who had a pet cock roach
He would feed the roach corn flakes
and all kinds of cakes

Then one day the roach got too big
So KL rolled in in a fig
and sprinkled it with sugar
And topped it with a booger (:thud: )

His loaches were very hungry
and all of them were sundry (separate)
So he had to cut up the roach
and feed each individual loach.....
 
there once was a member named mee mee
when he laughed it sounds like hee hee
but when a person with a golf tee
rolled in a puddle of wee wee
so he joined him and some other flea
but forgot the key
so he asked she
for a kick in the knee
but got one small green pea
and with a smile he said oh gee
towards his aunt lee!
 
kuhliloach said:
there once was a member named mee mee
when he laughed it sounds like hee hee
but when a person with a golf tee
rolled in a puddle of wee wee
so he joined him and some other flea
but forgot the key
so he asked she
for a kick in the knee
but got one small green pea
and with a smile he said oh gee
towards his aunt lee!
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Hate to say but I AM A WOMAN :dance2: :dance2:
and my aunt's name is Shelley (but ya were close)
(by the way love the new av...)
and and and and and He is a MINNESOTAN... born in Duluth, MN....:dance: :dance:
 
Ahem:
When kuhliloach went to the store,
he wanted to buy, more and more
he looked for CD'S
then he saw a bee, who stung him on the knee
he ran up and down the isles,
screaming as he went
and triped up the stairs
then he finally packed,
thanks to the bee
he never came back.

:huh:
oh well...
 
all this inspires me to buy some orange juice!

(helps my throat after riming so much!)



i went to the store for some orange juice
but got my hair eaten by a moose
his teeth were so loose
i shoved in a goose
and now he rides the caboose!
 
KUHLI LOACH, KUHLI LOACH
ATE A BIG ROACH
HE BURPED UP THE LEGS
AND LAID SOME EGGS

KUHLI LOACH, KUHLI LOACH
LIKES TO GO COACH
HE HATES FIRST CLASS
HE THINKS ITS FOR THE CRASS

KUHLI LOACH, KUHLI LOACH
DOES NOT LIKE TO POACH
HE WILL STOP ANYONE WHO WILL TRY
TO SMUGGLE LARGE FISH EVEN SMALL FRY

KUHLI LOACH IS HIS USERNAME AND KUHLI LOACHES IS HIS GAME.....
 
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