there once was a member named ghost knife
who was both greed and strong in his life
so he came in to chat
and asked for a hat
when with a picture of a bat
GK became really fat
so he road on his cat
all over the mat
and the left the chat open!
there once was an old pair of sneakers
that could fit it the tiniest beakers
when they got out they ran
but got hit by a fan
and were served in a pan on weakers
There once was a member named Horchata
who went to taco for an enchilada
it was love at first bite
and it lasted longer than the night
just be glad it wasn't a gordata.
there once was a member named j double r
spending most of his time on AC his life didn't get very far.
so he complained in the rumor thread
his face turning bright red
then relaxed at a bar
they say that kuhli sold catnip
each dose just enough to cover your upper lip
some deny what it was
and explain what it does
and now my cat's on a hawaiin trip.
there once was a loach named kuhli
who often acts a bit Loony
he revived an old thread
that we thought was long dead
now we all think he's a lil goofy!
there once was a member named zigman
who's seceret identidy malone sam
he works on the show cheers
offering people beers
and signs autograph's for his favorite fans.