There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

there once was a member named easydoesit
who came to this forum without even a starter kit
she likes to post
without boast
just be glad she hasn't thrown a fit

this thread gets kind of borring when i'm the main one posting here, anyone else gonna join or should i let it die?
 
actually kuhli I think we all somewhat enjoy reading your silly poems. You're the star of this thread, go ahead and own it Kuhli!!!!!!:grinyes:
 
kuhliloach said:
lady G still would remember
something as far back as september
she would never let it drop
feels like beating me with a mop
and for now i won't play mafia but stay a member
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LMAO...you know I was just playin ya right!!!:grinyes:
 
sometimes it feels like i'm talking to myself
lining up poems on a never ending shelf
though some appreciate it
and others despise and would rather knit
i should continue but others you could add some yourself
 
suddenly I scared everyone away
hopefully it's not permanet, not even a day
sorry if my last post seemed mean
sometimes i say things in ways I don't mean
 
it's dark at night, but never too borring
not late enough for anyone to be snorring
though one cat's hungry, enough to be roaring
right by a window where rain is pouring

I go to the fridge and pull out a can
she comes running over as fast as she can
to me it smells awful, sililair to spam
after that in the litterbox theirs a river and dam

back over here in a comfortable chair
realising i need to shower, looking at my hair
the cat comes over so skinny, she could be at a fair
climbing up the curtains i hope she wouldn't tair
 
There once was a mod named Gamer
Would gag anyone that was a flamer
hmmm, well, and pancakes were his favorite words
on Fridays he sits naked typing and watching birds
chat is where we thought he lived
then found out to kids his life he gived
 
when she oppened the closet she suddenly saw,
a blast from the past, a cast of a paw
remembering the evening when she was attacked
and how her friends lied to her when they said she'd be backed

showing it to her child who said it's from a cat
he reccomended protection by using a baseball bat
"it's to late now, the things already dead"
"i spent the whole year in a hospital bed!"

throwing it back like she didn't see anything
the kid on his bike went to burger king
the wife wanted a cheeseburger not one or three
just the right amount would improve her memory

for those of you who like almost serious poems...
 
kuhliloach said:
there once was a member named easydoesit
who came to this forum without even a starter kit
she likes to post
without boast
just be glad she hasn't thrown a fit
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psht.




there once was a member named kuhliloach
who likes to smoke anything, even his cats roach
this kind of messed with his head
he should go to bed
but hed rather be on AC making a post
 
my cat doesn't catch roaches
if she could she'd find bigger animals to poaches
but inside my house
theres not even a mouse
but only a bearded dragons to approaches.
 
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