There once was a poster named Ghost Knife....

Dwarf Puffers said:
I don't bake pies. I eats tem. :drool:

kuhli, kuhli, with his pie,
he sees a cloud up in the sky,
while others see lions, balls and snakes,
kuhli sees pies he wants to bake,
kuhli can cook? I wouldn't'a guess'd,
I thought he'd eat them, and leave a mess,
guess it goes to show, only kuhli knows,
what kuhli likes, eats and shows

:D
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i can't cook pies even with a book
lentils, brown rice and tea are the only things i know how to cook
i meant with all the nice people here
atleast half could bake pies without fear
pies are usually a generous thing
but to you it's an obbbsesive material of eating
 
Bump was said, by DP,
for this old thread is the key,
to rhymes from kuhli, DP & G,
we sing to the world with utter glee,
but then, G stopped rhyming,
DP and kuhli, lost their timing,
DP forgot about the thread,
Kuhli posted, and thought it was dead,
but DP came back with another rhyme,
to hope this thread stands the test of time,
and also that kuhli returns once more,
bringing G, albeit a chore,
so maybe the poets shall be back,
so I can open up a sac,
of poems lame and poems good,
so we three can spam just like we should.

C'mon, people, rhyme!!
 
dwarf puffers can sing
like a bell that wouldn't ring
and the only thing
he knew how to sing
was a song about a king
 
Lady G was lost for a while
along came Kuhli with a smile
Dp and sent him to find her
told him to do what he could to lure
her back in the rhymes
for they had such a great time
Weary as she was, she did return
hoping that no one would be to stern
She entered with a little skip in her heart
for she felt bad and was glad to restart
Dp and Kuhli, felt w/o her there was a slack
made her feel a chill down her back
All warm and snuggly inside she now feels
for they found her and it gave her cheap thrills
 
lady g was very afraid
that she'd be fired by her very own maid
because her plants didn't get much light in the shade
and that would make her business fade
and it would die out in a decade
she beat the made senceless on the ground where she layed
but the impact was very much delayed
she did that untill the fines were payed
 
0,0
 
KOTD liked mature avatars,
No sports, no fish, no beer, no cars,
But half naked women, with beauty to spare,
Who had nice blond highlights, and pretty long hair,
He had some trouble before with these pics,
Of heart stopping hotties and beautiful chicks,
Because the mods of AC didn't like it one bit,
And set out to stop him, take him out with a hit,
But now he has another, a bikini clad girl,
With permission this time, til his next one unfirls.

0,0 indeed, King :D
 
dwarf puffers bought a cd
but it always got stuck too his knee
so when he was chased by a giant bee
he had knowhere to flee and broke the cd
that had a coupon for a free bikini
since dwarf puffers wasn't a she
it was sent in the mail to an australian monkey
who could play a good game of hockey
while wearing that striped bikini
that monkey was not my property
or has anything to do with me
a poem about dwarf and a broken cd
isn't very exiting can't you see?
 
Kulhi..the master of the thread
likes to put butter on the bottom of his bread
No one knew exactly why
but this made him feel that he was sly
running around with a greasy looking chin
he'd wipe it away but it would always come back again
 
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