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1. I am the Keeper of the fish, who brought you out of the fish store, out of the deplorable conditions. You shall have no other Keeper after me.
2. You shall not stare at the graven image of visitors in the glass. Do not play for them or worship them. I am your Keeper, a Keeper who demands exclusive worship.
3. You shall not take the name of the Keeper in vain.
4. Remember the Water Change Day and keep it holy. Do not fear the water changer, for he is the bringer of life.
5. Honor your father and your mother, unless they try to eat you.
6. You shall not kill. The Keeper will supply you with flake and wafers and blood works in abundance.
7. You shall not commit adultery, but you will keep 3 wives for every husband.
8. You shall not steal your neighbors cave or your neighbors wafer, or aggression will ensue.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your Keeper. You shall not spread rumors of the dropsy or the fungus.
10. You shall not covet the tanks of other fish.
2. You shall not stare at the graven image of visitors in the glass. Do not play for them or worship them. I am your Keeper, a Keeper who demands exclusive worship.
3. You shall not take the name of the Keeper in vain.
4. Remember the Water Change Day and keep it holy. Do not fear the water changer, for he is the bringer of life.
5. Honor your father and your mother, unless they try to eat you.
6. You shall not kill. The Keeper will supply you with flake and wafers and blood works in abundance.
7. You shall not commit adultery, but you will keep 3 wives for every husband.
8. You shall not steal your neighbors cave or your neighbors wafer, or aggression will ensue.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your Keeper. You shall not spread rumors of the dropsy or the fungus.
10. You shall not covet the tanks of other fish.
Heads Up: Let's not actually poke fun at any religion, parodying's fine, but when you start poking fun at them, people are going to get mad and this thread will be locked. I don't want to see that happen, so let's keep it civilized.
patoloco
De seguro no sabes lo que dice aqu
Oh, yea of little faith...patoloco said:Just wanted to re-quote myself
On a more serious note, I think that the postings to date have been appropriate. The risk is that someone will take it over the edge. That said, I find this to be one of the more amusing examples of purple-threading.
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DirkW said:
I think Freddie meant using scripture such as your ( Dirk ) Molly 3:16 reference and maybe even Buds 10 commandments.
Some could find it blasphemish and sacreligous.
I'm with patoloco...
I'm not going to say it offends me as I'm hoping its all in good fun but I wouldn't be surprised to see some of you in a place a bit hotter than intended.
Dangerdoll
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The Fish's Prayer
Our fish
Who art in the tank
Latin be thy name
Thy will be fed
And successfully bred
In tanks
As you are in the wild
Give us each day
Your colorful display
And forgive us our overfeeding
As we forgive your fighting
And lead us not into chain pet stores
But to the lfs instead
For yours is the finnage
And the color
And the swimming
For as long as we remember our water changes
Amen
Our fish
Who art in the tank
Latin be thy name
Thy will be fed
And successfully bred
In tanks
As you are in the wild
Give us each day
Your colorful display
And forgive us our overfeeding
As we forgive your fighting
And lead us not into chain pet stores
But to the lfs instead
For yours is the finnage
And the color
And the swimming
For as long as we remember our water changes
Amen
