What would you do if you had...

search for a stick to fend off the ladies, of course :)

what would you do if Michael Jackson offered you $5 million to let him babysit your kids for 30 minutes?
 
Oh gosh.... I don't have kinds, I'm 12, but I would give my kinds guns. Actually not though...
What would you do if your favourite fish died?
 
I don't know. The clean up crew in one of my tanks would dispose of the body long before i would find out it was dead :)

What would you do if had a full shopping cart of available "options", and you saw one of those out of control kids, in the pet dept., grabbing a betta cup off the shelf and was about to shake it?
 
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I would run over and take the betta cup from him/her and tell them how would you like it if I shook you!! As to get the parent attention.

What would you do if you woke up tied up with chains and hear a voice say "Let Play a Game"??
 
I would suggest this game - and then I'd make like Hannibal Lector and bite off his face when he got close.

What would you do if your name and picture came on the news and they accused you of doing some horrible crime and it was all over national TV? Oh yeah, and you were innocent.
 
I'd say "ahh, how'd they find out??'

what would you do if you came home and all of your tanks were tipped over/smashed?
 
I would find the culprit and say "Boy...... your in a HEAP of trouble"

what would you do if you woke up only to find a very poisonous snake sitting right on your chest ready to strike your face!!!??
 
knowing me..I'd probably(if it didn't get to bite me) catch it and tell it how cute it is...

what would you if if your house flooded?
 
actually happened at my old house....pump out the water, toss tons of ruined items, mop up, then run a dehumidifier...make repairs as needed.

what would you do if men in black suits showed up at your house and took all of your fish in the interest of 'national security'?
 
start a fishee rights movement at AC .

what would you do if someone poored vodka in your favourite tank and you didnt realise till you got drunk fishees?
 
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